Hey,
listen, anytime you want some fun
and you can't find anyone who says
she'd like to keep you company.
Ah, get dressed up, my friend,
and go to a place that's never slow,
and there you'll have some
fun, I guarantee.
Now, the four young
daughters of William Brown
are the most unusual gals in town.
The fellas talk about them night and day.
But listen boy, take my advice,
although all of them seem mighty nice,
experience gives me the right to say.
When you go to 44 Sycamore,
knock, knock,
knock on the big front door and say,
is Mabel coming out tonight?
Mabel is the one that's cute,
so don't take any substitute,
be sure it's Mabel and you'll be all right.
Now Papa Brown will try and try to
find some unsuspecting guy
to make him meet his powerful
daughter Faye.
While shaking hands just for a laugh,
she's liable to break your arm in half,
there's muscles in her bustles,
people say.
A guy I know fell for her charms
and finally held her in his arms,
he said tonight I'm gonna make you mine.
He hugged her once,
she hugged him back,
and suddenly they heard a crack,
the doctors say the x
-rays turned out fine.
So when you go to 44 Sycamore,
knock, knock,
knock on the big front door and say,
is Mabel coming out tonight?
That Ma bel is the one that's cute,
so don't take any substitute,
be sure it's Mabel and you'll
be alright.
Listen now,
and don't you date the eldest daughter,
known as Kate,
she's got a temper that will
start a riot.
There's a tale I've heard a lot,
that when Miss Katie was a tot,
they gave her tiger's milk
to keep her quiet.
Now when she's mad,
she blows her top,
makes you think she's gonna pop,
the things she says
would make a strong man wince.
Once a guy refused a kiss
from this temperamental miss
they say the poor guy
ain't been heard of since.
So when you go to 44 Sycamore
knock knock knock on the big front door
and say is Mabel coming out tonight?
Mabel is the one that's cute
so don't take any substitute
be sure it's Mabel
and you'll be all right.
Now I've got just
one more tip daughter
Susie is adrift they call her someplace
cause she's not all there a
ruler in her bed
she keeps just to see how
long she sleeps
she thinks Western Uni
on's cowboys underwear
she went out to dine one night
I thought that I would do things right
and order something
that would quench her thirst
I asked her if she'd like some rye
and she answered with a
tender sigh oh yes
but put some butter on it first
so when you go do 44 sycamore knock
knock knock on the big front door
and say is Mabel coming out tonight.
Ma bel is the one that's cute,
so don't take any substitute.
Be sure it's Mabel and you'll be all right.
Hey, wait a minute. I just remembered,
maybe you'd better find your own address on Sycamore.
Me and Mabel, uh, got married last week.
Phil Harris 
