Gather round my wealthy friends
And endure the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares
In our own twisted amusement
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
Enter our free ring show for free
Ring one, da -dun -ya -dun -dun
and I staple my tongue to the desk
at school and I run down the hall
scaring the shit out of all
which is why you don't invite
just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just a bunch of rich boys,
and what's the big deal about
just because now and then
I like to let it stretch up a couple feet
is that any reason to scream
So what if I got another arm
And now they got me into the free ring
People love to point and stare
It's the same as everywhere
People love to point and stare
Ring, ring, ring -ding -a -ding -a -ding
It's the same as everywhere
I'm shaggy too, dope, chicken -faced bitch
You don't try to front, ho
just cause I'm running with the sideshow
So maybe it's a leg growing out my neck
But don't jet, baby, ha, not yet
Pop popping in like a pound of lead
Black and blue is next roll
my mama left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival
I'm Aphrodite's an old man crow
But then I escaped to the
Started a crew of my own,
motherfucker, I'm not alone
So don't be sticking your
People love to point and stare
Free Ring, ding -ding -a -ding -ding
It's the same as everywhere
ding -a -d ing -a -ding -ding
People love to point and stare
Free Ring, ding -ding -a -ding -ding
It's the same as everywhere
I certainly hope you're enjoying yourselves
here at our Free Rings exhibit
I don't really see what's so fucking funny about it
These fucking people are real!
you can look if you want,
but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up,
we'll squeeze you in, pipe shot
Yo, I'm a nerd, word, I take Thunderbird
Had the fat bearded lady in the park, ugh
Fuck that, bitch, suck that
but I never had a nut sack
It's two balls hanging with no protection
so I move real careful as you can
Call me the weirdo, call me the freak
cause I'm getting on it every week
Uh, so come see the carnival
and throw me your change, bitch
I chill with the free ring
Free ring -a -d ing -a -ding -ding
People love to point and stare
Free ring -a -ding -a -ding -ding
It's the same as everywhere
We ring -a -d ing -a -ding -ding
People love to point and stare
We ring -a -d ing -a -ding -ding
It's the same as everywhere
Well, that's it, I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time,
you fuckin' asses bastards
so grab your fuckin' kids
An d let's pass off a sheep like yours
Hey, get the fuck out of here,
You cold -hearted sons of bitches
You think that isn't fucked up?
Just wait till I kick your fucking
lips in a couple of times
After I start putting nuts all over
Hey little boy, come here!
I'd like it if I saw you naked or not
You fucking little bitch!
Get the fuck out of here!
YOU FUCKING HUNTERS BASTARDS!
