Tool Timer 创作者：
Colt Ford

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调：E major

Intro 1

Verse 1
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He works 9   to 5,
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5   to 9
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99  .9  % of the time
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A motorhead with a bed
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in the back of his shop
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He's got his eyes on the clock
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until that snap -on truck comes
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He shops like a chick,
he buys it all on credit
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Maxed out, yeah, but he don't regret it
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Cause he's in high demand, a man's man
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A modern -day  rent -slinger
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with a celly in his hand
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He's a   two -timer, a sole provider
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Sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
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He don't use a book, got it all in his head
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If worst comes to worst,
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man, he'll jump on the web
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Yeah, he's flexible, takes IOUs
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Portraits   work for work,
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tell him what it is that you do
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He's got every tool in the
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whole wide world
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All he needs is a girl
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He's got about ten different 916s
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Openin' box and everything
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in  between
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Penlight in his pocket,
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MacGyver meets Crockett
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If it takes a tool to do it right,
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I guarantee he's got it
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Has a toolbox lined in  gold
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with a centerfold
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Fold -out tape to the side,
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so he's good to go
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He's standard in metric,
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hydraulic electric
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Daylight to dark,
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shop doors open and he's hectic
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He's a   tool -timer, sole provider
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Sweatin' for a dollar in his old boot collar
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He don't use a book, got it all in his head
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If worst comes to worst,
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man, he'll jump on the web
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Yeah, he's flexible,
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takes eye on you
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Portraits   work for work,
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tell him what it is that you do
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He's got every tool in the
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whole wide world
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All he needs is a
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One of those wine tank top tie,
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chain draw, drop and misses
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To knock him off his feet
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so sweet like mama's
country kisses
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Someone pretty as a pearl
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with bouncing blind curls
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Someone to  rock his world
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And be a tool timer,
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girl
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He's a   tool timer
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Sole provider,
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sweatin' for a dollar in his old blue collar
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He don't use a book,
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got it all in his head
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If worse comes to worst,
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he'll just jump on the web
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Yeah, he's flexible, takes IOUs
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On trades, work for work,
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tell him what it is that you do
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He's got every tool
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in the whole wide world
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All he needs is a girl
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Wide tank, top tie, jean draw,
droppin' missus
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Do knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
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like momma's country kisses
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One of those wide tank, top tie,
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jean draw, droppin' missus
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Do knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
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like momma's country kisses
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One of those wide tank, top   tie,
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jean draw, droppin' missus
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Do knockin' my orphans feet
so sweet
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like momma's country kisses
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One of those wide tank, top tie,
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jean draw, droppin' missus
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Do knockin' my orphans feet
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so sweet like momma's
Thank you.