Straight down the middle,
it went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, bit
And that's when the caddy
has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle,
It went smack down the fairway!
as as it's still on the course,
Yes, it went straight down
The sun was never brighter,
the green were never greener,
and I was never keener to play.
I heard it ring down the middle,
it went zing down the middle.
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all gloom,
That it went straight down the middle
An d I would scrape down the middle
Yes, it went straight down the middle
Look at that green, look at that roll
How can I get that ball in the hole?
Line it up, clear away the gook,
Line it up, take a careful look.
Quiet, quiet while we try it,
shh, ah, quiet please, shh, ah -choo,
But the life of a golfer is
And I was straight down the middle
Yes, it went straight down the middle
5.0
