Came crawling home last night
Finally made it to my feet,
She said, you're not gonna
Said, I'm gonna hire a winer
It'll feel more at ease and you
We'll take out the dining room table,
we'll put a bar along the wall
And that neon sign will point the way
to a bathroom down the hall
She said, just bring those
Friday paychecks and I'll
And I'll keep on tap for all your friends,
the favorite kind of beer
And for you, I'll always keep and
stop those soft aluminum cans
And when you're feeling macho,
you can crush them like a man
Zip a rip out all the corn,
and put sawdust on the floor
Serve hard -boiled eggs and pretzels,
Monday night football on the
And a payphone in the hallway when
your friends can't find their car
She said, I'm gonna hire a
wino to decorate our home
So you feel more at ease here
and you won't need to roam
We'll take out the dining room table,
put a bar along that wall
And a neon sign will point the way
to a bathroom down the hall
She said, you get friendly service
I'll slip on something sexy
and I'll cut it clear to hear
Then you can slap my bottom
every time you tell a joke
Just as long as you keep tippin'
while I laugh until you're broke
She said instead of a family quarrel,
we'll have a barroom brawl
When the ham spear says it's closin' time,
you won't have far to crawl
And when you run out of money,
You can sleep it off next morning while
I'm a -puttin' it in the bank
She said, I'm gonna hire a
wino to decorate our home
So you feel more at ease here and
And when you and your friends get off from
work and you have a powerful thirst
Well, there won't be any reason
why you can't stop off here first
You said, I'm gonna hire a
wino to decorate our home
So you feel more at ease here and
We take out the dining room table,
Put a bar along that wall,
And a neon sign will point the way
To a bathroom down the hall.
We take out the dining room table,
Put a bar along that wall,
And a neon sign will point the way
To a bathroom down the hall.
