It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
dreidels spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
There's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The trail's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
a little story about last Christmas
that you give to your cousins
Little Jimmy stole from 7 -Eleven
So he stopped by his house
with some dude named Kevin
And there was some bad kids
who deserved some presents
His sack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So he slept down his chimney
And didn't leave cookies,
and I fucked him in the ass
But Charlie's in, got a nog in my flap
and all my presents are wrapped
Like, oh my god, is that Saint Nick?
And accused of being a bad
But would I get presents as is?
I blew up my date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck if
You might still get a rollie and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
this is an undead new year!
Now watch the language, oh -ho -ho -ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
the trail's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, leave in the car
So I checked my phone and said, I called
He said that his trolley ass
He said creepers in the day,
I'll let you fuck my wife
So he jumped in his sleigh
you can ask Chris Kringle
Underneath the sill was just
Instead of bags of presents,
I pulled out a beer and it was a monster
When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandana and I choked him out
I pulled up his beard and I
Hydrated his eye and had to do so
I had a lot of long nights,
but tonight was the craziest
but this one was the shittiest
that motherfucker's a grinch
So if you don't like Christmas,
You can't turn big trouble
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
the trail's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
Looks like Santa had a little
You're pretty not as they see ya
I in vest in your faggots
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
the trail's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
the trail's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
It's Christmas in Hollywood,
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe,
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood,
the train goes spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah,
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