God made a special model,
prototype, that he tested.
So he sent it to the oil,
and it shook men to their knees
And all anyone could say is,
Di Da Vanti's, Di Da Vanti's,
shakes like a willow tree
Di Da Vanti's, Di Da Vanti's,
She shoots straight as a pistol,
she's fresh as the morning dew
She sparkles like a crystal,
she'll shimmy and shake for you
She knows just how to please,
She climbed into a champagne glass
There ain't not much more
than what she had on when she was born
She makes everybody salivate
like a mouse for a piece of cheese
You've never seen a woman quite like
Dita Von T's, Dita Von T's,
Dita Von T's, Dita Von T's,
shakes like a willow tree
Dita Von T's, Dita Von T's,
Dita Von T's, Dita Von T's
She shoots straight as a pistol,
she's fresh as the morning dew
She sparkles like a crystal,
yeah she'll shimmy and shake for you
Does she know just how to please?
She's got that snow white milky skin,
a very great pin -up queen
That's why Mr. Hefner put her
A woman of great grace and style
who could blow the arctic freeze
shakes like a willow tree
She shoots straight as a pistol
She's fresh as the morning dew
She sparkles like a crystal
Yeah, she'll shimmy and shake for you
If she knows just how to please
Shakes like a velour tree
She shoots straight as a pistol,
she stresses the money do.
She sparkles like a crystal,
yeah, she'll shimmy and shake for you.
Cause she knows just how to please,
She knows just how to please,
Yeah, she knows how to please,